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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:01

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
No way
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.