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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Bruce Willis Enjoys 'Sunday Funday' With Family Amid Dementia Battle - Realtor.com

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What emerging digital marketing tools should marketers watch?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Still no good

10-year Treasury yield rises ahead of key jobs report - CNBC

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

No way

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Nintendo Switch 2 sets all-time launch record for hardware in the US, beating PS4 - Video Games Chronicle

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Brady House joining the Nationals, James Tibbs III traded to Boston - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Can Scale AI and Alexandr Wang reignite Meta’s AI efforts? - TechCrunch

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.